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Poems and other foolish nonsense part 2

There once was a man from Peking
Who once met a girl named Veronica.
Dah dah dah dah dah
dah dah dah dah dah
And you play it just like a harmonica.

Thank you, thank you. That was entitled. . .well, it really didn't have a title at all.

Have you ever tried to read something in a foreign language? I think it's kinda funny when someone with NO foreign language skills none whatsoever trying to read German. Becuase if there is a small phrase like "Ich bin lustig", that person would say, "Itch bin lus-tig." Or something like "Er hat kurzes braunes Haar und er hat braune Augen". . .well, I can't think of how he would say it, but choose the first example.

I have this one book of poems that, on the back cover, included the name William Shakespeare. Well, as I read through it, I only found ONE poem by him and is "Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day?" ONE (pardon my french) FUCKING POEM BY WILLIAM FUCKING SHAKESPEARE!!!! Who does that seriously? I mean, what the deuce?

I'm going to see if anyone can read this line. If they can, I'll just keep going in this font until I'm bored with it. After just a few seconds contimplating on this subject, I've decided that I'm not bored with it. . .yet. And I don't care if I spelt "contimplating" wrong. If I did, I'm sorry. How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Five. One to hold the lightbulb and four to turn the ladder. Okay, I'm done with this font. No more. And I will end this sentence with a period.

Tuberculosis.

French Fry.

GORN.

CARIBOU. . . GONE.

Vac-uum

Try this at home.

Kommen Sie hier, bitte.

Have you ever thought to yourself that one day you'll shrink when you get old and then you become nothing?

I think after the time that I spent typing those words down, I feel it's time to stop and ending this sentence with a period.

Mona Lisa eating a banana.
STOP!!! I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. I'm so sorry for writing that down. It was unnecessary and poorly written.

Did you ever wonder if you've met an actor who is mostly famous for playing villains, that he might be stuck in that state of mind? Probably not. Just think, what if you met. . .well, take Christopher Lee. Brilliant actor, but just imagine meeting him and he being in a villain state of mind. Or maybe a scary villain state of mind. I'm sure he's a good guy and all, but what if? Or, take for another example, Vincent Price. Now there's someone you might need to watch out for. I'm that he was a nice guy and really cool offstage, but what would he be like if he were still "onstage", know what I mean? I imagined Vincent being 6'7", but he's 6'4" or 6'5". Christopher Lee's pretty tall. Tallest actor, Matthew McGrory at 7'6". You might have seen him in that one Ewan MacGregor movie "Big Fish". Shortest was 3'2". It's that one person that played the young Grinch in the Jim Carrey adaptation of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas". And I'm only an inch taller than Mickey Rooney. Now, the sad part is I thought he was dead until I saw "Night at the Museum".

Daddy sang bass, Momma sang tenor. . .

I'm not into country music. I don't like the artists today and of early years, but only TWO (I think) country musicians I will listen to are Johnny Cash and Hank Williams. . . Sr. Now, I think Hank was like what Robert Johnson was to the blues. A king. I ain't leavin' Johnny out this. He is also king of country. Both men have wonderful music, but did Jaoquin Phoenix have to play Cash? Yeah, sure he LOOKED like him. . .kinda, but him singing? Look at him now! A bearded, mumblin', drunk-addict looking, piss poor rapper. Jeez Louise. Get out of that frame! If he hadn't taken the job of playing Johnny, he never would have ended up this way.

My arms are getting tired, so I'll quit for now.

Auf Wiedersehen!