Like a giraffe in drag!

[Reverend Joe]

Driving through the desert in a car without A/C is as much fun as a sharp golden stick in the eye. I am awaiting new funding in the next couple months which would rectify this rampant sweatiness, but until then there is the happy thought of melanoma. It will be, no doubt, a fascinating topic of discussion at my next dinner party. It may make up for the salmon mousse.

I have yet to meet with advisors to see which courses I require to finish my degree. Less than a year remains until I join the hoity-toities who wear three-piece suits and glare at the proletariat from behind horn-rimmed glasses. On my lunch hour, of course, I'll wear a pith helmet and khakis and machete my way through jungles with a Londoner accent. A technicolor hero.

If that all fails, of course, I can fall back on my pontification, but that doesn't pay as well.

[Lauren]

I usually wear contacts, but I ran out in March and I haven't had enough money to buy new ones. So I've been wearing my stupid glasses. Glasses are annoying. Be thankful for your perfect eyes, she said bitterly.

[Lozzykinz]

possibly.

I don't wear glasses so i wouldn't really know these kinds of things.

I have perfect eyes.

Unlike jack.

The one eyed womble.

[Reverend Joe]

Well, that will never do then... rhinestone ones are still out of vogue I presume?

[Lozzykinz]

Horn-rimmed glasses are in fashion you know ;)