Of course there's nothing to buy here
I'll tell you what's fierce... fierce is biting the whole hand off!
Luckily, clouds covered the moon and I transformed back to human form. I was able to duck back into the house before I devoured an entire family. This lycanthropy is getting to be a pain in the necktie. And it's not even funny enough to make a sitcom of it. Of course, if it were an American sitcom, it wouldn't be funny anyway.
Monterey Jack Cheese turns 70 today. He's very much like Mickey Rooney, except taller, English, and much younger. Oh, and nothing like him, personality wise; I have not, thus far, noticed John dribble all over his chin when he talks loudly. This may start happening in about 20 years or so, ruining what could otherwise be a wonderful 60th reunion of surviving Pythons.
Recently I learned that global warming trends seem to be emanating from my coat rack. I will investigate further.
Monterey Jack Cheese turns 70 today. He's very much like Mickey Rooney, except taller, English, and much younger. Oh, and nothing like him, personality wise; I have not, thus far, noticed John dribble all over his chin when he talks loudly. This may start happening in about 20 years or so, ruining what could otherwise be a wonderful 60th reunion of surviving Pythons.
Recently I learned that global warming trends seem to be emanating from my coat rack. I will investigate further.
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