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I'll tell you what's fierce... fierce is biting the whole hand off!

Luckily, clouds covered the moon and I transformed back to human form. I was able to duck back into the house before I devoured an entire family. This lycanthropy is getting to be a pain in the necktie. And it's not even funny enough to make a sitcom of it. Of course, if it were an American sitcom, it wouldn't be funny anyway. Monterey Jack Cheese turns 70 today. He's very much like Mickey Rooney, except taller, English, and much younger. Oh, and nothing like him, personality wise; I have not,… Continue

Added by Reverend Joe on October 28, 2009 at 1:53am — No Comments

Interesting... I thought it would take oat bran to trigger my brain

..turns out the rampant intellectual skullduggery I call my humanities course is filled to the rim with curiously uncreative thinkers. I am speaking of a lack of mental acuity to rival even the right wing; a display of gray matter flatulence that could be sliced up with a knife, mixed, baked, packaged, and sold as dipshit pie. I am too dismayed by the buffoonery that I dare not reproduce it in writing here, lest I become dumber by further exposure. Aside from that, all is going swimmingly, exce… Continue

Added by Reverend Joe on September 16, 2009 at 8:38pm — No Comments

Meet Charles

Charles lives in the bathroom. Charles is just a little spider. Charles has a big dinner waiting for him.

Charles loves you! Continue

Added by Lauren on August 29, 2009 at 3:33am — No Comments

Yes, we have a train to catch. And I don't want to go bleeding all over the seats.

I know what you're thinking... "any minute now, that pigeon will fly away and I can have the rest of that ice cream." Well, you're sick! Eating off the ground like some... like some red-clawed crab, except for the ground is not underwater and the ice cream is not exactly deep sea sediment. You know, actually, sidewalk dairy treats sound pretty good right now. I digress. School begins again and I poke my rather bulbous nose into texts of ancient Rome. As if I needed anything more than Life of Br… Continue

Added by Reverend Joe on August 25, 2009 at 2:25pm — No Comments

It has been ages!!

Hello everybody out in. . .erm. . . wait, wait. . .it's coming. . . I think I have a name for it. . .no. It's gone. WAIT!!! YES! I HAVE A NAME NOW! *thinks for a moment* Nope. There it went. Anyway, hello! It has been ages since I've been on this site and have been meaning to blog about something, but never got around to it. I've been busy with work (yes! I have a job!), doing a lot a stuff around the house (well, not a WHOLE lot), and now I'm getting into play practices now with the Lisbon Oper… Continue

Added by Tanya Birklid on August 4, 2009 at 11:59pm — 1 Comment

Meet Janet

This is Janet, our pet spider. She lives in the back corner of our apartment. And she eats bugs.

P.S. The rest of our place isn't as dirty as this corner. I don't clean there because I might disturb Janet's web. Continue

Added by Lauren on July 4, 2009 at 5:42pm — 11 Comments

Like a giraffe in drag!

Driving through the desert in a car without A/C is as much fun as a sharp golden stick in the eye. I am awaiting new funding in the next couple months which would rectify this rampant sweatiness, but until then there is the happy thought of melanoma. It will be, no doubt, a fascinating topic of discussion at my next dinner party. It may make up for the salmon mousse. I have yet to meet with advisors to see which courses I require to finish my degree. Less than a year remains until I join the ho… Continue

Added by Reverend Joe on June 23, 2009 at 12:05am — 4 Comments

Where's The Party?

It's actually quite dead in here isn't it? I guess i will have to help liven things up a bit won't i? I will have to bring a couple of my wonderful friends in here off the forum. MRSTHING!!! MRSTHING!? She will be here eventually...she said she would be anyway. She must just be packing the rest of her things. And LaurenS should be here already...somewhere. Let's paaaarrrrtaaaaaayyyyy!

EDIT… Continue

Added by Lozzykinz on June 21, 2009 at 8:30pm — 8 Comments

Shift out the way!

....*squeezes through the hole with a huge cardboard box overloaded with shoes, clothes and DVD's*.. ....Coming through! ...Phew! ...Finally! There had better be a bloody DVD player in here after all of that! Them DVD's aren't exactly light when there's over 100 of 'em! Well...greetings people. You will be seeing a lot more of me in this place from now on. So. Who's going to make me that cuppa? And where's Lauren? She was supposed to help me with my box! Grrr.... ;-) So...who's bed can… Continue

Added by Lozzykinz on June 21, 2009 at 5:00pm — 9 Comments

Poems and other foolish nonsense part 2

There once was a man from Peking Who once met a girl named Veronica. Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah And you play it just like a harmonica. Thank you, thank you. That was entitled. . .well, it really didn't have a title at all. Have you ever tried to read something in a foreign language? I think it's kinda funny when someone with NO foreign language skills none whatsoever trying to read German. Becuase if there is a small phrase like "Ich bin lustig", that person would say, "Itch bin l… Continue

Added by Tanya Birklid on June 20, 2009 at 5:56pm — 1 Comment

The Sims 3

For those of you who have no idea what this is, it is videogame for the PC. It involves creating a person (Sim), dressing him/her in outfits, getting a house, getting a job, falling in love, getting married, getting divorced...all of the things that you do in real life basically. The reason i blog about this, is because i am addicted to the latest Sims game which came out 2 weeks ago, called the Sims 3 (how original). I have created myself on there, living in a ugly wooden house with disgracefu… Continue

Added by Lozzykinz on June 20, 2009 at 4:00pm — 6 Comments

Relief

Well...exams are officially over, and i am now finished from university until Sept/Oct. What a life!!! =) The only worry i have now, is the anticipated waiting around for my results...they could be here any day. Is it normal to keep going through your exam answers in your head to try and work out what mark you may have got? No? You see...i can't help but think that now it's over, i missed some important information out which may have restricted me from getting higher marks, Oh well. No point… Continue

Added by Lozzykinz on June 20, 2009 at 12:17pm — No Comments

It's Much Nicer in Here...

I like it here. It feels as though with the main forum (not the forum in here), it is like a noisy, roudy pub but when you come in here, it's like stepping outside for a nice quiet piece of fresh air for a little while. It is very free, relaxing and peaceful in here. Plus it's also hard to find! I don't want to downgrade the forum and put people off joining up, because it really isn't that bad at all, it's a nice, fun, often surreal place to express your views. But when you've been a member… Continue

Added by Lozzykinz on June 14, 2009 at 6:30pm — 2 Comments

Stress and Exams

I have exams next week. Luckily I only have two. But my brain has been on information overload all week. I never know how to revise properly. I know people who revise weeks in advance, others days, and the others night before. Actually, i know a LOT of people who only revised the day before! Me? I started a week in advance. But don't you just ever get the feeling that everything you are revising, isn't going to be in the exam anyway? That is my main worry. What is most poobum, is the fact t… Continue

Added by Lozzykinz on June 13, 2009 at 9:15pm — 9 Comments

Oh, Pollyanna, you seem to have dropped your eyeball

Oh where is my summer? Although the calendar indicates it is near, the sky itself, where a good deal of the summer actually happens, does not indicate an impending approach. All that appears imminent is a nip of rain, just enough to keep the weeds growing and the drivers incompetent. As my body continues to process the Chinese delicacies of last night, turning the crab cheese wontons into bubbly thigh fat with which to turn away the ladies, I sit in front of the screen checking my many and vari… Continue

Added by Reverend Joe on June 7, 2009 at 8:34pm — No Comments

size size size

WOOt on the size of the pix. Continue

Added by MaxINE Levy on June 4, 2009 at 12:00am — No Comments

the new scoot

I will soon have the updated pix of the satin black scoot. Here's a sneak peek. I am looking for a name, care to suggest one? Having the scoot has made my day most funner than it was before. No not as funny as MPFC; but still a get a giggle.

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Added by MaxINE Levy on June 3, 2009 at 11:59pm — 5 Comments

I Believe...

I believe that 10 AM is too early for thinking.

I believe that coffee = heaven.

I believe that gas prices are too high.

I believe that Trix tas… Continue

Added by Lauren on June 1, 2009 at 3:30pm — 6 Comments

the world of cheese

i am extremely going to be upset if the world of cheese is not immediately available across the pond. tweedle dum Continue

Added by MaxINE Levy on June 1, 2009 at 2:41pm — 2 Comments

I recently started learning belly dancing.... :)

It's a great workout and a lot of fun! :) I highly recommend it to all women. It's a very spiritual and femininely empowering dance. There are a lot of videos on youtube that teach the basics, but I'd recommend watching an actual instructional dvd for a good foundation. Hope I can dance like this someday...

(Rachel Brice is an excellent belly dancer, and definitely one of my favorites. Much better rhythm than the girl above, too.) I would probably end up accidentally killing… Continue

Added by Miss cloveR on May 30, 2009 at 9:46pm — 5 Comments

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