This is the introduction of Mr Jack Cheese to the Ning network, hoping to meet kindred spirits who appreciate and enjoy comedy, rejoice in the surreal, like lemurs, and are willing to engage in silly conversations beyond the normal.
Here, a totally inappropriate gift for you. I hear Titus picked one of these up on his way through Jerusalem. I once ransacked Jerusalem, and all I got was a lousy dreidel.
This social network you have is awesome. Are you doing any new movies lately? Another role like the crazy senile casino boss from Rat Race would suit perfectly.
Seems my mobile home, held together entirely by psychic energy, has developed a rather alarming tremor in the laundry room area. I think it has something to do with this whole Iran affair. This is entirely irrelevant to you, but I had to vent.
Thank you so much for having me here - it's a great honour! You are my favourite comedian of all time and "A Fish Called Wanda" is my favourite movie and comedy of all time. Needless to say, I also love Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Clockwise and Fierce Creatures.
Lol! No, he's a total fake. He had plastic surgery to look just as old as him, and went on a crash course on how to be a miserable old git 24 hours a day. So far i think the fake is doing really well, a great resemblance i must say. Fair play to him!
Oh, perdon. It seems I've joined without paying tutelage to the most enviable Mr. Cheese. The sarcasm in my voice was not removed successfully by the thoracic man, so it precedes my sincerity in saying simply that I bow in concordance en masse and all that and hope to constantly read more funny bits from your minions. All hail!
Hello!
Yesterday I found a video made by some french guy on the youtube about your home and I have to say your cats are shockingly adorable. Especially the grey one. And the sepia too. Will you kiss them for me too please?
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Thank you so much for having me here - it's a great honour! You are my favourite comedian of all time and "A Fish Called Wanda" is my favourite movie and comedy of all time. Needless to say, I also love Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Clockwise and Fierce Creatures.
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Merseyrose
Yesterday I found a video made by some french guy on the youtube about your home and I have to say your cats are shockingly adorable. Especially the grey one. And the sepia too. Will you kiss them for me too please?
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