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- Hometown:
- Denver
- About Me:
- It's not really about me, it's about you...whoever you are.
- Favorite Music:
- Anything from Irving Arronson to Irving Berlin
- Favorite TV Shows:
- Oh my, where to begin. Well call me old hat but my favorite has to be Felix the Cat! IT was my first cartoon and it hasn't disappointed me yet. I rather like the Simpsons as well as the Random humor of Family Guy. Lately I find myself watching a lot of documentaries and my television seems to be set on the History Channel. I will say I like the callous humor of The Office and Extras. Extras seems to strike a chord with anyone in the business or even those outside of it. Mister Bean has always been quite comical in his bumbling, slapstick way. I will always have a great affinity for The Jack Benny Program and The Burns and Allen show, television or radio.
Logan Hurd's Blog
Jokes for the Masochist, they don't get worse than this!
What do you call a crab that plays baseball?
A pinch hitter.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.
When is a school paper not a school paper?
When it's turned into the teacher.
What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Justice Fingers.
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderware.
What's an archeologist?
Someone whose career is in ruins.
What does a cat sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What does a king do when he burps?
He issues a… Continue
A pinch hitter.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.
When is a school paper not a school paper?
When it's turned into the teacher.
What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Justice Fingers.
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderware.
What's an archeologist?
Someone whose career is in ruins.
What does a cat sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What does a king do when he burps?
He issues a… Continue
Posted on March 7, 2009 at 6:40am — 1 Comment
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