Why can't I buy anything?

[optibrew]

I would like to buy a headcast in royal blue fuzz. Yea it's Friday and I have only my cat on the schedule but as I've pointed out I'm on left coast - on "left" continent, so who knows. Lots of play-right types here any gearhead types or any of those scooter riders with the 18 sets of mirrors? If we could just make a city in America where one could hop a scooter without becoming road Spam (tm) I believe there'd be a comeback with appropriate garb too! (i.e. no pants down to knees? - try riding a vespa with boxers hanging out) Oh well a boy can dream.

[jackcheese]

You will soon be able to buy absolutely everything.

[MaxINE Levy]

I want a time machine, three tubes of glue, the planet formerly known as Pluto, a trip to London. That's it for now

[Pythonette]

Could I please rent your time machine, when your able to buy it of course?

[Dave and Tom Double Act]

Ah, but where will will put it? :-)

[Dave and Tom Double Act]

[optibrew]

Yippee! I thought some things couldn't be bought!

[Lozzykinz]

Absolutely everything? Does that include a rocket ship all the way from mars and a pizza without those horrible black things on them? I don't know what that actually was...probably mold...

[optibrew]

Yow, if it's mold it could be the black killer mold that hides around here in this rainy environment in apartments and poorly designed buildings. Somehow if it's jumped to your pizza or was in a pizza box and was tranferred to your pie, you should get your money back. First take pictures of it and do not eat it. Look carefully and make sure you've removed it all before ingesting your pizza. Then show them the picture with the mold on it, and get your money back since they will feel afraid you will sue them.
I would like to buy -me- love, but she said I can't.
By the way cheese site recommends I sign in on that daily board to comment on stuff when I register so whoever has noticed my presense in other places but not there, I am going to do that in near soon and don't want you to think I am rude for not doing it. Maybe I can buy some electrodes for my bandage which will make me do stuff prompty and in step with parameter of etiquette. Naaa.

[jackcheese]

Watch this space in the new few days. The minions are frying onions.

[Lozzykinz]

Is that why they're always crying a lot?

[Lozzykinz]

And 'new few days?' who the Hell says that? Are you trying to sound all posh to make up for your small tweet? ;-)

[optibrew]

Yes what does this "new" mean? They just went by are they still new? Not sure about jack cheese, but maybe I am trying to sound all tweet to make up for my small posh.