Luckily, clouds covered the moon and I transformed back to human form. I was able to duck back into the house before I devoured an entire family. This lycanthropy is getting to be a pain in the necktie. And it's not even funny enough to make a sitcom of it. Of course, if it were an American sitcom, it wouldn't be funny anyway.

Monterey Jack Cheese turns 70 today. He's very much like Mickey Rooney, except taller, English, and much younger. Oh, and nothing like him, personality wise; I have not,… Continue

..turns out the rampant intellectual skullduggery I call my humanities course is filled to the rim with curiously uncreative thinkers. I am speaking of a lack of mental acuity to rival even the right wing; a display of gray matter flatulence that could be sliced up with a knife, mixed, baked, packaged, and sold as dipshit pie. I am too dismayed by the buffoonery that I dare not reproduce it in writing here, lest I become dumber by further exposure.

Aside from that, all is going swimmingly, exce… Continue

Charles lives in the bathroom.
Charles is just a little spider.
Charles has a big dinner waiting for him.

Charles loves you!

I know what you're thinking... "any minute now, that pigeon will fly away and I can have the rest of that ice cream." Well, you're sick! Eating off the ground like some... like some red-clawed crab, except for the ground is not underwater and the ice cream is not exactly deep sea sediment. You know, actually, sidewalk dairy treats sound pretty good right now. I digress.

School begins again and I poke my rather bulbous nose into texts of ancient Rome. As if I needed anything more than Life of Br… Continue

Hello everybody out in. . .erm. . . wait, wait. . .it's coming. . . I think I have a name for it. . .no. It's gone. WAIT!!! YES! I HAVE A NAME NOW! *thinks for a moment* Nope. There it went. Anyway, hello! It has been ages since I've been on this site and have been meaning to blog about something, but never got around to it. I've been busy with work (yes! I have a job!), doing a lot a stuff around the house (well, not a WHOLE lot), and now I'm getting into play practices now with the Lisbon Oper… Continue