The Cheese Shop

Of course there's nothing to buy here

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Reverend Joe added 2 blog posts
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Lozzykinz and Doug Eisele are now friends
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It was the Camembert. 37 metric tons of it.
November 10
Reverend Joe Constantine and his schisms! What a wacky character!
November 10
Bill Smoot is now a member of The Cheese Shop
November 5
Reverend Joe Forgive me, I didn't mean to drop my pencil into your eye at such an upward angle.
November 5
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Blog Posts

Reverend Joe

My "letters" column for "The Noise", Novmber 2009 (thenoise.us)

Dear FNed:

I am so totally thrilled to be writing you this letter. Just last month, I had all of my fingers sawed off by a jealous lover. TOTALLY uncalled for. Thanks to the miracle of modern science, however, I have a brand-spanking-new set of cybernetic digits which can shoot poison darts, fire laser beams, mix a perfect fuzzy navel, or [edited for content] with the greatest of ease and pleasure.
Anyway, as thrilling as this is, I’m not sure why I’m even writing to you at all. Aren’t you the… Continue

Posted by Reverend Joe on November 17, 2009 at 6:26am

Reverend Joe

My "letters" column for "The Noise", Novmber 2009 (thenoise.us)

Dear FNed:

I am so totally thrilled to be writing you this letter. Just last month, I had all of my fingers sawed off by a jealous lover. TOTALLY uncalled for. Thanks to the miracle of modern science, however, I have a brand-spanking-new set of cybernetic digits which can shoot poison darts, fire laser beams, mix a perfect fuzzy navel, or [edited for content] with the greatest of ease and pleasure.
Anyway, as thrilling as this is, I’m not sure why I’m even writing to you at all. Aren’t you the… Continue

Posted by Reverend Joe on November 17, 2009 at 6:26am

Reverend Joe

I'll tell you what's fierce... fierce is biting the whole hand off!

Luckily, clouds covered the moon and I transformed back to human form. I was able to duck back into the house before I devoured an entire family. This lycanthropy is getting to be a pain in the necktie. And it's not even funny enough to make a sitcom of it. Of course, if it were an American sitcom, it wouldn't be funny anyway.

Monterey Jack Cheese turns 70 today. He's very much like Mickey Rooney, except taller, English, and much younger. Oh, and nothing like him, personality wise; I have not,… Continue

Posted by Reverend Joe on October 28, 2009 at 1:53am

Reverend Joe

Interesting... I thought it would take oat bran to trigger my brain

..turns out the rampant intellectual skullduggery I call my humanities course is filled to the rim with curiously uncreative thinkers. I am speaking of a lack of mental acuity to rival even the right wing; a display of gray matter flatulence that could be sliced up with a knife, mixed, baked, packaged, and sold as dipshit pie. I am too dismayed by the buffoonery that I dare not reproduce it in writing here, lest I become dumber by further exposure.

Aside from that, all is going swimmingly, exce… Continue

Posted by Reverend Joe on September 16, 2009 at 8:38pm

Lauren

Meet Charles

Charles lives in the bathroom.
Charles is just a little spider.
Charles has a big dinner waiting for him.



Charles loves you!

Posted by Lauren on August 29, 2009 at 3:33am

Forum

Mrs. Thing

Featured members 8 Replies

Started by Mrs. Thing. Last reply by Reverend Joe Nov 10.

Lozzykinz

Gang Bang! 65 Replies

Started by Lozzykinz. Last reply by Robert L. Richards Oct 31.

Doug Eisele

Hello...is there anybody in there. Just nod if you can here me. 2 Replies

Started by Doug Eisele. Last reply by Doug Eisele Sep 18.

 
 

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